Ten Million Dollars is a just wild amount of money to pay someone to frolic on the beaches and risk pulling a hammy while pretending to be an inverted Pat Swayze (RIP). Don’t let them forget the true cost of this hilariously bad fiasco.
This one is Red & White from East of Belichoke’s cesspool.
• 97% polyester, 3% spandex
• Low-profile
• 2 ½″ (5 cm) crown
• Matching undervisor
• Hook & loop closure with square ring
• Head circumference: 22″–23 ⅜″ (56 cm–59 cm)
